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If you Can’t Eat ’em…

Chocolate crosses for Easter!? Egg-ads! I do belive this issue may be resurrected when Christmas comes around.

  1. Sophistik says:

    Saphardim are those who were expelled to Spain from the middle east and nearby areas. Saphardic Jews today hail from spain and the middle east

  2. Timothy says:

    I’m quite aware that Sephardim are from Spain. Which is why Sephardic Jesus is a funny position to maintain. No dumber than the Norse God Jesus so many folks are sold on.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Mmm…sacra-licious.

  4. Magenta says:

    No, no, no. Sephardim are from Spain. The J-Man should come in dark chocolate because that’s what tastes the best.

  5. Timothy says:

    I think it should come in all varieties, for those of all persuasions. Me? I think The Jesus was probably Sephardic.

  6. Melissa says:

    I had a conversation with someone about that last night. We just couldn’t figure out why they hadn’t made Chocolate Baby Jesus yet… we also discussed which shade of chocolate should be used, given recent theology debate.

  7. Chris says:

    Maybe for Christmas they can sell a chocolate Baby Jesus.
    Peace,
    Chris

  8. Timothy says:

    Bah, the Messiah had it coming. Prophesy and all.

    This has been your Major Christian Holiday Blasphemy.

  9. nathaniel says:

    I actually have that a chocolate cross in my kitchen. My girlfriend gave it to me for Easter last year and I decided that it was too wonderful to eat, so now it is on constant display. I believe she bought it at Wal Mart because she thought it would be perfect for a filthy jew such as myself so I would always be reminded I killed Jesus.

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