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Election Results

So, the election results are in and — drum roll — Adam Walsh and Kyla Coy beat, nay, destroyed Ashley and Jael, 1174 to 857.

The OC did not formally recommend Adam and Kyla, but we were pulling for them. This is a big fuck you to ASUO stalwart and PFC member Jael and her ticket, which was fovored to win.

Good luck Adam and Kyla. Everybody can expect a good post elections issue soon, which will have some interesting information concerning an important doctored PFC tape.

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  2. Melissa says:

    I got your Scott.

  3. Timothy says:

    I don’t think anyone has ever had to make Mena eat anything.

    But y’all missed a Scott Tennerman reference, for shame!

  4. Timbo says:

    She was willing enough on her own…

  5. Tyler says:

    Tim —

    Did you really have to MAKE her eat her parents?

  6. ashley n jail says:


  7. Melissa says:

    Mena cries when (fill in blank)…

  8. Chris says:

    Adam and Kyla took their jobs!

  9. Timothy says:

    I made her eat her parents.

  10. Tyler says:

    Apparently, Mena was crying when she heard the news of Ashley and Jael’s defeat.

    Oh, sweet, sweet tears.

  11. Scott says:

    By the way, that last one about Wortman/Cowling was from me. Forgot to post my name. Sorry

  12. Anonymous says:

    Excellent. God am I glad someone with half a brain and no desrie to threaten free speech is in charge. Well, at least they can’t screw it up as badly as Wortman/Cowling. Does anyone else remember those wonder bitches? Peace out from Asia and beautiful Asian women.

  13. Chris says:

    They won. You know what that means right? Our wildest dreams will come true! Long live the new ASUO execs!!!

  14. Timothy says:

    You ain’t seen nothing ’til you’ve spent some time in Texas, man. San Antonio was just overtaken for fattest city in the nation…By Houston.

  15. Andy D says:

    From the looks of things on campus, there are a ton of students who aren’t using their fee-funded gym services…


  16. Michael G. says:

    Ashley and Jael were just plain obnoxious by the last day of campaigning. They shot themselves in the foot by (a) being arrogant fucks, (b) harassing people so bad that they just went and voted against them, (c) running basically a single-issue campaign that students who don’t write checks directly to the college don’t ever care about. There was also the barely-veiled hints that they’d like to see the Commentator defunded.

    I wonder when, if ever, we’ll see a candidate that isn’t just spouting out of their mouth that students deserve a tuition freeze or decrease, without ever addressing the reasons that tuition rates are rising. (For the uninformed, the state higher ed budget has suffered because of government waste, PERS costs, and the OHP expansion, in addition to the fact that legislators can’t seem to work with what they have or prioritize budgets properly and the Governor and Secretary of tate don’t care to streamline government agencies. There are other reasons, but these ones seem like the biggest factors.)

  17. Melissa says:


  18. Mr. Pink says:

    Hurray…another ignorant message recieving great ignorant support. Ignorance begets ignorance

  19. Caruso says:

    I ran for exec, adam though is an incredibly qualified and smart person that I completely trust. Jael and Ashley are incompetent and unreliable…who puts 10 million dollars in the hands of people that totally fucked a 5 million dollar budget, double or nothing doesn’t work and the fact that they were so fucking smug makes myself leave with a complete and utter smile, fuck your campaign ten fold ladies…

  20. Big M says:

    My friend David debated Jael today on the idea of a “tuition freeze”, and Jael totally lost it.

    All I can say is that, finally, the Wonder Bitches are SCREWED!!!!

  21. Timothy says:

    Also a small proof of plurality voting not satisfying IIA, but nobody besides me cares.

  22. Timothy says:

    HUZZAH! Adam Walsh was very briefly an OC staffer. Way to go, kids. See Also: hooray!

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