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Dear Ted Rall:

This column is BS. Please have unprotected sex with Ann Coulter so you two can bear moderate libertarian twins to cancel yourselves out of the gene pool.



  1. Rock Malibu says:

    Not long ago there was a movie called “5 people you meet in heaven.” My guess is the 5 people you meet in hell are Ann Coulter, Richard Simmons, Vanilla Ice, Kathy-lee Gifford and Michael Bolton.

  2. Melissa says:

    oh, ick.

  3. Jean-Claude Ontario says:

    I need a woman with extra neck 😉

  4. Graverobber says:

    Bone Ann Coulter? No way. Bring me Bay Buchanan and we’ll talk…………

  5. Tyler says:

    “I’m going to go with ‘heterosexual men’ on that one.” — Tim

    So you’re saying that there’s something freaky going on between her and Drudge? Ugh.

  6. Timothy says:

    Well, yes, which is why the answer to the question, “Who wouldn’t want to bone Coulter?” is “heterosexual men”.

  7. Casey says:

    Ann Coulter looks like Skeletor. The only “heterosexual men” that are willing to have sex with her are either totally desperate fag-hags or way too into “Masters of the Univers.”

  8. Timothy says:

    Who wouldn’t want to bone Coulter?

    I’m going to go with “heterosexual men” on that one.

  9. stan says:

    I’m assuming you’ve seen this before:

  10. Michael G. says:

    “Who wouldn’t want to bone coulter????”

    Well, she’s got way too much neck, for one. About 5 inches too much. Sometimes I swear her head is a helium baloon tied to a stick figure.

    And then there’s those eyes. Too much white shows when she raises her eyebrows.

  11. Tyler says:


  12. Jean-Claude Ontario says:

    Nothing wrong with it. I think you should be fired for whatever reason an employer deems. It’s the owners business, not your business, go make your own business if you don’t want to be fired…well atleast directly!

    Who wouldn’t want to bone coulter????

  13. Olly says:

    Hmmm. In general, I’m all for Rall-bashing, but I didn’t think that column was particularly bad. Maybe I’ve built up a tolerance. Try this one on for size.

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