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Don Goldman … Potential Thief?

I’m not sure. All I know is that Ian and I were in the office at approximately 9:00 pm when Don Goldman came by our office with a dolly. He saw us, took one issue of the magazine, then wrote a snide comment on one of the new boxes of issues we just had delivered to our door. He left with his empty dolly.

Now, does that strike anybody else as strange? Why would Don Goldman come to our office at night with a hand truck? Well, maybe I’m just paranoid … in any case, the issues are now safely inside.

  1. Melissa is impressed that you can smell through the internet says:

    Wow. Must be some nose. But it isn’t me, it’s Simon’s cat box.

  2. Timothy says:

    How mature. I am impressed.

  3. Melissa Hanks smells like poop says:

    Melissa, you smell like poop.

  4. Melissa says:


  5. Casey says:

    Making the Fox News Website? Fantastic.

    The AP notes that the “diversity dustup” is the latest in a series of racial incidents to roil Oregon’s flagship public campus in recent weeks. One white student has filed a formal complaint over a program that makes white students signing up for some math and English classes go to the back of the line, and a number of minority students have alleged that there is widespread racial discrimination going on in the Department of Education

  6. Melissa says:

    And, on the sixth day, it was good.

  7. Timothy says:

    And thus Clint learned the magic of the “a href=” and nothing else in the Universe changed.

  8. Clint the Gibbering Idiot. says:

    Wasn’t going for cool Mel.

    Lighten up when you get a chance.

    Thanks for the HTML.. I’m well on my way to rivaling some of you idiots in geekdom. Here’s my first stab at it:
    Talking Smack on XBL, a Tutorial.

  9. Melissa says:

    Not cool.

  10. Clint The Moron says:

    Just trolling..


    I still say pseudo-fag.

    [Made clickable, you gibbering idiot. Also, go here to learn basic html. –Ed.]

  11. Melissa says:

    Someone had something stolen. Shows how important the Insurgent and the Oregon Voice are when I can’t even remember which one of them had what stolen.

    Maybe that’s because I don’t care for either one…

  12. Tyler says:

    Melissa, aren’t you thinking of the Oregon Voice? They were the ones who had their computer stolen …

    And now, suddenly, it all makes sense …

  13. Casey says:

    Ron Goldman’s brother goes to UO? I’ll be damned.

  14. Melissa says:

    Maybe he thinks we took their computer, and this night visit was payback.

    New boxes? Hate issue?

  15. Danimal says:

    And is this what he meant by “Slide Into Fascism Complete”?

  16. Danimal says:

    Potential thief, confirmed douche. What was the snide comment, anyhoo?

  17. Timothy says:

    I say threaten him with a knife.

  18. Jan says:

    Maybe he got a job. HAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding.

  19. Michael G says:

    I knew I should have pulled guard when I saw the new boxes were there. I would have moved them inside or gotten ahold of someone, but alas, no key, no phone, and no computer at the time.

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