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Destroy or be Destroy-ed

Thank you, Now when OSPIRG blames humans for destroying the planet, simply point them in this direction and present them with the scientific feasibility of actually destroying Earth.

What’s that? You say hurling science at OSPIRG should be like taking a vampire sunbathing, right? Correct, they should just shrivel up and turn to dust. But having actual pondered methods of planet ruining is better.

As predicted, there was indeed a Douglas Adams citation included. Enjoy.

  1. Timbo says:

    You have quite an imagination.

  2. nathaniel says:

    Casey, you are giving them way too much credit. Have you ever talked to any of those people about the issues they advocate? Whenever I tried, it quickly became apparent that the majority of them do not even have a basic understanding of the issue they are collecting signatures for. I am not exagerating when I say the majority of those people are only on a particular side of an issue because some hippie type told them that was the correct side.

    I would imagine if you asked those people, a lot of them are convinced that humans are literally going to destroy the world.

  3. Casey says:

    As much as I dislike OSPIRG, they are most likely refuring to humans destroying the habitability of the Earth.

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