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Rejected Character Names From Gravity’s Rainbow

I’d like to take a moment, for once, in appreciation of the hard work and dedication of the spam-mailing community. As part of their ongoing battle to frustrate the University’s Bayesian filters, these pedlars of horse porn and PS3s seem to have made a renewed effort to make their protestations resemble email from actual human beings. With middle initials and everything!

This, I can only suppose, is the reason we are suddenly receiving so much impassioned correspondence from the likes of Torah B. Whosoever, Sported J. Discontinuance, Discontinue B. Tenable and (my personal favorite) Trembling L. Paraphernalia. Put my name down for a dozen of whatever it is you’re selling, Trembles.

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