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Chang 2008: The Bandwagon Starts Here

I spend all this time rummaging around for Spew quotes, and literally two hours after I mail ’em in I check Hit & Run and see…

I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.

Brian Bogart? John Zerzan? Free? Here’s another snippet:

Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.

Clearly none of the above. That’s right, it’s Jeb Bush!

Read the whole thing. I don’t care if this is a spoof. Even if it is comprehensively debunked, I will choose, forever, to believe that this is true, because it makes me happy. The probable source of the term, revealed in the H&R comment thread, might even make the story funnier.

UPDATE: Here is what we presume to be the sword of Chang.

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