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Chin-stroking ponce Richard Pryor has constructed something theoretically difficult but perhaps not admirable: a several-hundred-word column that is utterly devoid of semantic content. Seriously, apart from the reference to Oasis, I defy you to find anything at all to agree or disagree with in his latest. It sports a thick patina of meaninglessness that your eyes just skate across helplessly. It’s virtually Spew-proof, although I’ll try to find a way around that in due course.

On the other hand, it’s possible that this is a clever spoof on banal opinion columns, in which case my hat is off to him.