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Blue Steel (In The Hour Of Chaos)

Latest in an ongoing series of serious campaigns addressing serious issues that remain, alas, unintentionally hilarious, here (Hat tip: the H&R bloc). I made it as far as

[The film] opens with the Smurfs dancing, hand-in-hand, around a campfire and singing the Smurf song. Bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom- shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky.

before coffee came out of my nose. See if you can do any better.

UPDATE: Goddammit! Why didn’t I think of this
one?

UPDATE ZWEI: Click here to watch the mayhem
— Tyler