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I Sure Hope Mercury Doesn’t Intrude on Adam Walsh’s Star

Because somehow I don’t think this excuse will mollify the campus media.

  1. bryan says:

    Perhaps, if nothing else, this will provide a sort of “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” precedent for intrepid American philanderers: “I’m sorry, honey, but I can’t answer any questions about what I did in Bangkok over the weekend– the Thai president’s star is in alignment with Mercury and no one’s answering any questions. So no more about the underage girl who answered the phone at the hotel– also, you shouldn’t call when I go back to Bangkok next weekend, as that might entail asking or answering a question, and maybe you shouldn’t even ask me why I’m going. Didn’t you see that Brady Bunch special where Bobby picked up the talisman on the beach in Hawaii and all hell broke loose? You’ve got to show some respect for the folk traditions of indigenous cultures.”

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