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Election Watch: ‘Nobody puts baby in the corner’

Amy Higdon, assistant campaign manager as well as assistant girlfriend to executive candidate Todd Mann, has one of the most hilarious MySpace profiles I’ve ever seen. She loves Jennifer Aniston, ducks and her own crotch, according to her photo montage. Long live the ASUO election season!

Oh, and if you think it’s odd that the assistant campaign manager is also the girlfriend of a candidate, you’re not the only one. Although she doesn’t say it, Higdon is perhaps upset that Nick Hudson is dating ASUO exec candidate Amy DuFour. Count the number of times that Hudson is named in this piece, despite his not running for exec. To be fair, all of this is political, and Higdon does mention Filipelli and Axelrod a number of times as well. None the less, the ODE fails to catch or show the connection.

Enjoy Higdon’s crotch.

  1. Tyler says:

    Simply more of your pro-child-molestor propaganda, Olly. For shame.

  2. Olly says:

    “When you stop posting vapid, off-topic rants and spamming up our comment section with campaign crap, we

  3. C-Dogg says:

    Good to see all is well with the elections. I was worried when I graduated that things would actually become civil and meaningful.

  4. Tyler says:

    Yes, the story of your leaving has reached epic proportions, Dave. But the party party lives on, amigo. Oh, and you can vote for Stalin for all I care; these elections are a joke anyway.

  5. Dave says:

    oh this is dave from lc, I quit the party party

  6. Dave says:

    hey tyler welcome back
    Im still voting for Todd

  7. Nate says:


    Stop fucking changing my posts asshole!

  8. Ian says:

    There’s porn of Jennifer Aniston available? How could I have missed this.

  9. Olly says:

    Heh. Actually, that is a little hard to believe.

  10. Tyler says:

    As strange as this is to believe, I had nothing to do with the child molester crack.

  11. Olly says:

    So, we’re going back and editing people’s comments now?

    (Welcome back, Tyler. Knowing the deep affection you hold for Lou Dobbs, I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of this.)

  12. Timothy says:

    Nate has a habit of posting from a UO computer:

    Search results for:

    OrgName: University of Oregon
    OrgID: UNIVER-193
    Address: 1225 Kincaid St
    City: Eugene
    StateProv: OR
    PostalCode: 97403-1212
    Country: US

    NetRange: –
    NetName: UONET
    NetHandle: NET-128-223-0-0-1
    Parent: NET-128-0-0-0-0
    NetType: Direct Assignment
    NameServer: ARIZONA.EDU
    NameServer: DNS.CS.UOREGON.EDU
    Updated: 1996-08-27

    I would presume using free UO dialup, given that the IP address has been static over all of his spamming. Or he’s sitting in a campus office someplace, each is possible. Anyway, that’s his IP information.

  13. Jared says:

    I just talked to the real Nate Gulley, who is currently in Denver and does not have internet access. Therefore, it couldnt be Nate Gulley writing these things. Thus, the question that I pose to you all is: What is the true identity of “Nate”?

  14. tyler says:

    Nate: Can’t I rip on someone’s poorly executed Myspace page without you being a damn troll?
    This wouldn’t happen to be Nate “Douche” Gulley would it (screenname: KidFresh)? I just want to know who my trolls are.

  15. Nate says:

    I am a child molester, my secret is out, you bastard!

    Note: I am also a douchebag.

  16. Silly Rabbit says:

    Uh…Nate…you shouldn’t have done that.

    There’s a sleeping giant that I believe you have awakened.

  17. Nate says:

    I’m sure Amy has a nice crotch and all, but really Tyler you need to get a life! Buy some porn and live it up… possibly of Jennifer Aniston… or ducks?

    As for your great research… you missed some things:
    1. Dallas’s girlfriend is also his campaign manager
    2. Jacob ran last year with his girlfriend Adi, who is undoubtably working on his campaign this year.
    3. Why would Amy be “upset that Nick Hudson is dating ASUO exec candidate Amy DuFour”… last time I checked neither Amy was lezbian… but you are the reporter.
    4. Jared’s campaign manager Ashley basically is his girlfriend… I’ll leave that to your imagination.

    Long story short, I am a child molester.

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