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Elections Watch: Axelrod and Guzman Win

Jared Axelrod and Juliana Guzman* – 1685
Todd Mann and Jontae Grace – 1502

Shimeon Greenwood* – 812
Manisha Marberry – 1067

Erica Anderson* – 1034
Lisha Menne – 886

Kyle McKenzie – 1023
Wannita Nualngam* – 930

Natalie Kinsey – 941
Cassandra Day* – 925

*Denotes member of Jared/Juliana slate.

Congratulations to Jared and Juliana on their victory. Despite my pessimistic view, I sincerely hope that fiscal responsibility, governmental independence, and observance of rules will be a hallmark of their term. Axelrod is certainly a competent and intelligent enough of a person– I just hope he has the political capital and will to make it happen.

  1. Really now, whose rhetoric is not suspect? Ayn Rand? That fireman-hating cock gobbler?

  2. Timothy says:

    Afraid of MEChA? No. Suspect of their “por la raza todo” rhetoric? Yes.

  3. HardCorps says:

    Mary, the commentator meeting is 6pm this wednesday night, room 309 in the EMU.

  4. BTW, it was a trick question:

    God gave us the guns to stockpile. We only need to bring them out when the State threatens to impose a sales tax.

  5. …or a douche a douche…

    If you’re afraid of MECHA, form a local chapter of minutemen.

    Jesus, man… Why do you think God gave us guns?

  6. Timothy says:

    I don’t think it’s ridiculous to call a spade a spade, or a racist a racist in MEChA’s case.

  7. Erica says:

    I would like the thank the commentator for the endorsement. Its nice to see that my experience won your vote over nice pictures on facebook. I’m a little hurt that you didn’t mention the pictures I have posted on facebook.

  8. Slade says:

    I thought my language was perfectly appropriate, under the circumstances.

    Still ridiculous.

  9. Miles Rost says:

    Coups never grow old…they just fade away until they are needed to be used again.

  10. Anthony says:

    Hey Slade nice language. You are obviously threatened by the truth. Long live freedom my friend.

  11. Evan says:

    I’m so glad the ‘coup’ joke isn’t getting old!

  12. Slade says:

    That’s pretty fuckin’ ridiculous, Anthony.

  13. Miles Rost says:

    Y’know, you’re right…

    Bloodless coup!

  14. Timothy says:

    Isn’t a bloody coup by definition fatal to the members of the current regime?

  15. Miles Rost says:

    Depends on if he survives my bloody coup.

  16. Muh ha ha says:

    All I have to say is THANK GOD that someone who has never been associated with an ASUO program did not get elected… long live the Jared! Well… Walsh too, he will always be my President!

  17. Miles Rost says:

    I am the better man? I dunno how that is…

  18. Anthony says:

    Miles, once again you prove to be the better man. My hat is off to you sir.

  19. Miles Rost says:

    Of these, 3 of 4 were correct:

    I predicted that Erica would win Seat 1, and that Natalie and Kyle would win their respective seats.

  20. Ian says:

    Great those racist mothers over at MECHA won. Well it is only a matter of time now before this ASUO administration gives Eugene back to Mexico then I guess with MECHA at the reigns.

    I actually think it’d be pretty funny if the ASUO attempted to cede the city of Eugene to the nation of Mexico.

    Now for the real elections results: how many of your predictions were correct?

    I avoided making predictions this last time around, what with my Primary picks and all. I’m thinking I should start wagering on how many clips per issue you get, though.

  21. Nick says:

    Now for the real elections results: how many of your predictions were correct?

  22. Miles Rost says:

    Like I said…anyone up for a bloody coup?

  23. Anthony says:

    Great those racist mothers over at MECHA won. Well it is only a matter of time now before this ASUO administration gives Eugene back to Mexico then I guess with MECHA at the reigns.

  24. HardCorps says:

    damn that was a close race.

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