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University Senate Debates Diversity Plan

The University Senate is at this moment debating whether or not to adopt the Diversity Plan. Senate President Keyes has declared that all debate will end by 4:45, once again proving that when it comes to the University Senate, expedience always takes precedence over reason.

Those interested in attending can come by Columbia 150.

UPDATE: The plan has been adopted by a vote of 32-6.

  1. Nate says:

    Fuck

  2. The All-Knowing Insider says:

    Peter Keyes Boxscore

    1-1

    Hit: Diversity Plan
    Miss: Fucking students with the new conduct code

    Happy Maghann?

  3. Meghann says:

    Peter Keyes is the man.

    Insult him and you insult, well, the man.

  4. Ian says:

    32-6 in favor of the motion, the plan is adopted.

  5. Ian says:

    They’ve extended the debate to include the last four speakers.

  6. The All-Knowing Insider says:

    Peter Keyes is such a tool

  7. Ian says:

    Those opposing the plan appear to think the best way to express their opinion is to hiss and boo while those against the plan are speaking. Of course, the Senate President is doing very little to hush them. Argument through noise… effective.

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