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The Libertarian Party: Drugs, Cleavage, and Election Day Failure

So in case anyone hasn’t been following the Alabama Governor’s race…

MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) – Loretta Nall, the Libertarian Party’s write-in candidate for governor of Alabama, is campaigning on her cleavage and hoping that voters will eventually focus on her platform.

“It started out as a joke, but it blew up into something huge,” said Nall, a 32-year-old with dyed blond hair.

Her campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her with a plunging neckline and the words: “More of these boobs.” Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor – including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley – and the words: “And less of these boobs.”

The rest of the AP story can be found here. Ms. Nall’s website, which has already given me at least one seizure, is here.

Oh and by the way, she doesn’t wear panties.

  1. Duder or El Dudarino if you're not into the whole brevity thing says:

    She owes money all over town man, including to known pornographers……..

  2. Timothy says:

    Decidedly not hot enough to run on her chosen platform.

  3. t says:

    Jesus, you weren’t kidding about that site.

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