First the Ol’ Dirty, now this?
Tyler Graf, we here at the OC still follow what you are up to. We read your column in the ODE, and even forgave you when you brought up the disturbing imagery of Tara Reid’s fun bags at the end of a recent column. Despite all of this, we still like you around here, and we still care.
With that in mind, what the hell is this? I know it was Halloween, but damn it Tyler, pull yourself together!
The old man glasses and women’s jacket you could have pulled off, but I think the wig and the coconut bra was the tipping point.
You know, I heard George Clinton is coming into town in a few weeks. He would take you back to the tour bus for sure.
“So what exactly were you for Halloween, Tyler?”
Drunk.
So what exactly were you for Halloween, Tyler?
Well, at least it’s not a can of Sparks he’s holding.
Noooooooo. Oy, my precious reputation.