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‘Resistance is Futile’

The local branches of the SS have decided to turn their attention to protecting ourselves from ourselves. As Ted noted earlier, arbitrary enforcement of smoking bans has begun, and in Pittsburgh smoking outside is criminal. Dare not resist good citizens or face the wrath of the state!

“An Armenian national who apparently didn’t think much of anti-smoking laws blew cigarette smoke at a Pittsburgh police officer and ended up on the receiving end of a stun gun, arrested and jailed after a scuffle at the Greyhound bus terminal over the weekend.”

” He was taken to the Allegheny County Jail. Police also contacted the Armenian Consulate in Washington, D.C., and notified the Joint Terrorism Task Force.”

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