Funniest Bomb Scare Ever?
The Mooninites were prevented from blowing up the city of Boston today.
Of course, they’ve been in place for a few weeks in ten cities, including Portland. None of the other cities detected the Mooninite bombs. And it cost the Boston police $750,000 to examine and blow up the devious devices.
This is fantastic. The first homeland security threat that could have easily been averted by a stoner. I’m loving it.
Laugh it up now, but when you get that “double vision”, don’t come crying to homeland security.
Be sure to have the tanning bed set at “Jamaican” in preparation for the “cold as ice” threat.
Because terrorists would put explosives in what appears to be a magnetic blinking Lite Brite set, instead of something more discrete like, say, a backpack or in a trash can. Unless they’re using reverse psychology, which makes them crafty terrorists indeed.
The next real threat will be in the form of a hairy man wearing a Foreigner belt.
Next thing you know the Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future will be burning down Philly!
The folks at Cartoon Network couldn’t have scripted this any better.
I thought it was pretty good when I got to hear the reporter on NPR describe the mooninites as “Pac-man like, crude cartoons”, but I think the video of Ignignot with the finger blurred out on the local news takes the cake!