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Niedermeyer to run for Executive?

The Emerald is reporting that I, Ted Niedermeyer will be running for Executive as well. This stunning revelation begs the question, how drunk was I last night? Did I really say the following?

“We’re still nailing down the platform, talking to alumni of The Commentator who have run in the past and trying to gauge some people around me,” Niedermeyer said. “I’m going to run because I need to be part of the process. It’s important.”

Oh dear, I let it slip. I wanted everything to be perfect, but I let it slip. Here’s the straight shit: I will run, but I’m not going to talk about it again until the next issue of the Commentator comes out, shortly after the deadline for applications. I will say one thing though: the ASUO doesn’t know whats about to hit them. I’m gonna be a whirling dervish of justice. In fact, that might well be my campaign slogan: “Vote for Niedermeyer, the whirling dervish of justice.” Soft money contributions can be slipped under the door of the Commentator office, Hard liquor contributions buy you some face time with the candidate.

  1. T says:

    Too bad you’re in Arizona, Nick.

  2. Doomscheissah says:

    LOONEY RETURNS! Debauchery Time!

  3. Looney says:

    I recommend Ted Nugent as your running mate. Whirling Dervish of Justice and the Motor City Madman. Could be epic.

  4. Blaser says:

    my support goes to beer, bitches, and blow.

  5. nice! says:

    Run Ted Run. Here is the chance to do those debates….the million dollar question is : who would you throw your support to?????

  6. Jacque says:

    Nice! I wish you luck who will be your running mate? Jared? That way you can have one ok looking person and one really attractive looking person on the ticket its perfect…

  7. Nick says:

    You’re pretty OK looking, Niedermeyer. I’d vote for you.

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