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Graf disses exec candidates

Tyler Graf is an angry man. So much so, that he’s already singled out an ASUO Executive ticket for a heartfelt (and well-deserved?) razzing on the ODE blog less than a week after they filed for candidacy. The poor souls caught in Grafs headlights of justice are ASUO outsiders Ari Lesser and Phil Wood, two political science majors running a little-publicized campaign for Executive. Apparently Graf has some quibbles about the tickets stance on spoken word performance art, and links to some pretty entertaining footage of Lesser pronouncing his generic good intentions in rhyming couplets. I don’t think Lesser and Woods are particularly trying to court the Commentator vote, but in hopes that they will deign to sit and discuss the issues with us for our Elections Issue I will show more restraint than Graf and not compare Lessers artistic expression to “an elephants vagina.” I have also lived in Eugene long enough to know that there is probably more of a market here for Lessers “socially concious rap” than there is for Grafs “alco-libertarian columns.” Just the facts, Jack.

  1. Timothy says:

    I don’t think I can, that was pretty good Ted.

  2. Niedermeyer says:

    One struggles to categorize your work T… I challenge the web to do better than “alco-libertarianism”

  3. T says:

    Man, when I feel this sort of dyspesia, fuck alco-seltzer! It’s all about alco-libertarianism!

  4. Andy says:

    Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate!!

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