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Rosie seeks to host “Price is Right”; apocalypse nigh

Bob Barker recently retired from his more than 35 year post as host of “The Price is Right”, and now CBS is looking to fill those venerable shoes. But who could possibly capture that Barker magic? Who could command such impeccable style and grace, such suave and level-headed demeanor? Well, Rosie O’Donnell would like a crack at it.

In other news, the moon recently turned to blood, and the sun was darkened. The bowls of God’s wrath were poured upon the earth, and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.