Library Samuel L. Jackson
This doesn’t really have any relevance to OC stuff, but I was talking with my friend who works at Circulation in the library . When he works closing shift, he does the announcements at 30, 15, and 5 minutes before closing. I told him that the last day he works (which would be next year when he graduates) he should go Samuel L. Jackson style and say: “I’m tired of these muthaf*ckin’ patrons in this muthaf*ckin’ library. Get the f*ck out in the next 5 minutes!”
Now, my friend isn’t very inclined to do this. But I want to start a petition, or a request, to get him to do this next year. What do you think I should do to get him to do this?

