The FCC is Awesome
This story comes from the Honolulu Star Bulletin. Besides regulating wardrobe malfunctions, the FCC also licenses broadcast stations and distributes the four-letter call names for stations. For example, the CBS affiliate in Eugene is called KVAL, and the ABC affiliate is KEZI.
Now, the FCC has decided to give a yet-to-air station in Maui the surname KUNT. That’s right. That one word you aren’t supposed to use…ever. The FCC has now decided that it is no longer indecent, going so far as to name one of their stations the dirtiest of dirties. To make matters worse, the FCC has also named a station in Arizona KWTF. Like, “KWTF man? I can’t believe you named a station KUNT.”
I would also like to state that this the first time I have ever come close to writing the “C word” on any public form. The internet is awesome.
KOCC
Oregon Commentator Channel
Yes! We get our own radio station!
There’s also a station named KUMM. University of Minnesota – Morris.
So we have:
KUNT
KUHM
KLIT
KNDM
KUMM
And there’s a KDIC in Grinnell, IA.
There’s already a station or two called KLIT …
KUNT
KUHM
Now we need a KNDM
That’s what the college station at the University of Hawaii-Manoa should be.
K University of Hawaii – Manoa.
I wonder if there is an KUHM