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Spring Break Open Thread

Alright, I know this is redundant since most of the comment threads on this blog veer wildly off topic anyways, but seeing as how it’s spring break and and the staff has scattered to the four winds, here’s your open thread. Go for it.

P.S. And as always, drunken belligerence, vitriol and Big Lebowski references are encouraged.

P.P.S. C’mon, all the cool blogs are doing it.

  1. Sean Jin says:

    Those fucking amateurs.

  2. Chris Holman says:

    The Dude abides.

  3. Sakaki says:

    I hate seeing butts everywhere. Especially YOURS! Because it’s FAT! It makes Rosie O’Donnell’s look like Kate Hudson’s!

  4. butthuntpdx says:

    don’t you hate seeing butts in our streets??? why is it ok to just drop them anywhere??

    cigarette butts are toxic litter and portland should lead the way in solving the problem. check out this portland project –

    get smart about the issue and spread the word. also – sign up to join the butt hunt on april 19th! we need volunteers!

  5. Jake says:

    Bunny Lebowski: Ulli doesn’t care about anything. He’s a Nihilist.

    The Dude: Ah. Must be exhausting.

  6. Niedermeyer says:

    I assume the next “Niedermeyer Says” will be “Now someone show me their titties!”

  7. CJ Ciaramella says:

    I don’t understand, but that doesn’t mean I’m necessarily against it.

  8. Ossie says:

    How is this for the next Sudsy Says:

    “Tart Guacamole”

  9. Vincent says:

    Don’t forget coked out asshole wannabe rock stars who’re trying to be like Motley Crue was 20 years ago.

  10. CJ Ciaramella says:

    Hollywood is a great place to go if you like tattoo parlors, 99 cent t-shirts and tranny hookers.

  11. Sean says:

    LA sucks. Hollywood is overrated.
    I miss Oregon.

  12. Paul says:

    have a good spring break everybody!

  13. Vincent says:

    I’ll get Grim Gnarlicon to go eviscerate that punk.

  14. CJ Ciaramella says:

    Sorry, but I’m already betrothed to Drew “Thunderlove” Cattermole. You’ll have to duel for my hand in civil unionship.

  15. Vincent says:

    Now that we can get civil unions in Oregon, CJ, we should.

  16. CJ Ciaramella says:

    This isn’t an excuse, Vincent. This is an invitation.

  17. Niedermeyer says:

    I meant didn’t make the cut for the new deadly sins.

    But now that we’re talking about my lifestyle, yeah it’s pretty abhorrent. I get that all the time.

  18. Sakaki says:

    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: “Okay. I will not move my ass”

    Walter: “You idiot, you don’t have an ass!”

  19. Vincent says:

    Ugh. Don’t give me ANOTHER excuse to get demolished and post obscene song lyrics. This aggression will not stand, man.

  20. CJ Ciaramella says:

    “I like how

  21. Ossie says:

    ~Are these the Nazis, Walter?

    ~No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.

  22. Niedermeyer says:

    Now someone show me their titties!


  23. Niedermeyer says:

    I like how “setting yourself up as the final judge of human morality” didn’t quite make the cut…

  24. Woo!
    In 7 words or less describe your feelings about the new seven deadly sins!
    “Accumulation of excessive wealth. Pot, Kettle Black?”

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