Spring Break Open Thread
Alright, I know this is redundant since most of the comment threads on this blog veer wildly off topic anyways, but seeing as how it’s spring break and and the staff has scattered to the four winds, here’s your open thread. Go for it.
P.S. And as always, drunken belligerence, vitriol and Big Lebowski references are encouraged.
P.P.S. C’mon, all the cool blogs are doing it.
Those fucking amateurs.
The Dude abides.
I hate seeing butts everywhere. Especially YOURS! Because it’s FAT! It makes Rosie O’Donnell’s look like Kate Hudson’s!
don’t you hate seeing butts in our streets??? why is it ok to just drop them anywhere??
cigarette butts are toxic litter and portland should lead the way in solving the problem. check out this portland project – http://www.butthuntpdx.com
get smart about the issue and spread the word. also – sign up to join the butt hunt on april 19th! we need volunteers!
Bunny Lebowski: Ulli doesn’t care about anything. He’s a Nihilist.
The Dude: Ah. Must be exhausting.
I assume the next “Niedermeyer Says” will be “Now someone show me their titties!”
I don’t understand, but that doesn’t mean I’m necessarily against it.
How is this for the next Sudsy Says:
“Tart Guacamole”
Don’t forget coked out asshole wannabe rock stars who’re trying to be like Motley Crue was 20 years ago.
Hollywood is a great place to go if you like tattoo parlors, 99 cent t-shirts and tranny hookers.
LA sucks. Hollywood is overrated.
I miss Oregon.
have a good spring break everybody!
I’ll get Grim Gnarlicon to go eviscerate that punk.
Sorry, but I’m already betrothed to Drew “Thunderlove” Cattermole. You’ll have to duel for my hand in civil unionship.
Now that we can get civil unions in Oregon, CJ, we should.
This isn’t an excuse, Vincent. This is an invitation.
I meant didn’t make the cut for the new deadly sins.
But now that we’re talking about my lifestyle, yeah it’s pretty abhorrent. I get that all the time.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: “Okay. I will not move my ass”
Walter: “You idiot, you don’t have an ass!”
Ugh. Don’t give me ANOTHER excuse to get demolished and post obscene song lyrics. This aggression will not stand, man.
“I like how
~Are these the Nazis, Walter?
~No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.
Now someone show me their titties!
SPRING BREAK!!!
I like how “setting yourself up as the final judge of human morality” didn’t quite make the cut…
Woo!
In 7 words or less describe your feelings about the new seven deadly sins!
“Accumulation of excessive wealth. Pot, Kettle Black?”