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Voting Based on Sex Appeal?

In Lil’ Wayne’s newest single Lollipop he states, “I get on top, and drop it like it’s hot, but when I’m on the bottom she’s Hillary Rodham.”

Personally I’d pinned Mr. Weezy as an Obama man, but this got me wondering: How many men will vote for Hil just because she’s a woman in power and they’re attracted to it?

I know all about voting based on sex appeal, I’m a Ron Paul girl, but I’d rather vote for Obama simply because (Ty Schwoeffermann, cover your eyes) I’d like to fuck him.

Perhaps this explains why I am also such a fan of Colin Powell?

  1. Michelle Haley says:

    Yeah I was hoping someone would get that. I’m a huge fan. Are you in my film class? I think I sit in front of you on the days I show up.

  2. Jake says:

    Michelle: Jim Gaffigan on the other hand gets a big thumbs up.

  3. Michelle Haley says:

    Jake, that is what we call PR.

    I have a whole group of friends that think I don’t drink… and think I have an English accent.

  4. Jake says:

    CJ: Laura Bush is not a party girl. She’s the one who straightened out George and introduced him to Jesus. She gets a big thumbs down.

  5. Jackson says:

    As a fan of Captain Janeway, Murphy Brown, and Bea Arthur, I must say, Hillary is earning my vote. Her forcefull “Shame on you, Barack Obama!” speech trumps any intellectually stimulating talk by Obama. Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Madeleine Albright, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg are those kind of women that would always be a treat to salute in the sack.

    Perhaps this explains why I am also such a fan of Condoleezza Rice?

  6. Michelle Haley says:

    I think the Bush girls say it all, that family was a fun one to grow up in. I’d let Laura be my wingman, although I have a feeling we’d end up trashed all the time.

  7. CJ Ciaramella says:

    You know, this is a very serious consideration. For example, back in 2004 it wasn’t really “Kerry v. Bush” for me, but rather “Teresa Heinz v. Laura.” First Lady’s are pretty much a deal breaker for me. That’s why I’m voting for Kucinich.

    P.S. I’m still undecided about Teresa v. Laura. I mean, Teresa Heinz Kerry was hotter, yes, but you can tell Laura Bush is a total party girl.

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