Pic and Letter from Yesterday’s Smoke-in
As you can see, yesterday’s smoke-in was pretty awesome. We also got a nice letter about it, which you can read below the fold.
Beloved Commentator Staff,
Thanks for making today’s smoke-in event possible. I’m generally of the opinion that “occasional” smokers are dispassionate ninnies, but this afternoon’s display of ghoulish paleness and vomiting was a sign of true commitment. You are all heroes. It would be awesome if you sent me an email when the large Sudsy T’s come in. As you may be aware, it’s a serious hardship being a medium sized person trapped in the body of someone who drinks large amounts of alcohol. A medium shirt would leave my beer belly exposed, thus making more of a statement about my enthusiastic beer consumption better than any garment ever could, but would consequently result in a really weird sunburn.
Thanks again,
Alex Peters.
Now that I think about it, I could use a Large Sudsy shirt as well! When are those coming in and how much are they?
Who’s quacking now that the campus has gone(united nations) eco-fascist ? The goose stepping ducks aim to regulate and green your kind out of here-through the fascist consensus techniques(endless open house sustainablity). Meetings, meetings, meetings and groupthink and a global warming caused by cigarette report. We are in for a” win-win”. They are doing it for the children. Play hardball soon or its BIGMOTHERCAMPUSFOREVER!
Some true gentlemen.
I agree, it was quite the protest. Next time may I recommend a fan to blow cancer fumes in elitist non-smokers’ faces.
More opportunities for harumphing, which I’m sure you folks got in your email as well but I just wanted to publicize:
Smoke Free Campus Open Forum dates: May 14 from 5:00 to 7:00 PM
May 15 from noon to 2:00 PM
Location: Browsing Room, Knight Library
some other stuff about respect, time limits, blah blah blah
See you there, smokers.