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Rumors say Hillary Coming to Campus

Word on the street is that Hillary Clinton is making a “surprise” visit to campus tomorrow. Nobody knows where; nobody knows when. My ultra-reliable sources say she will arrive as mysterious, black-masked avenger, swinging down from the chandelier, drawing her rapier and challenging scurrilous Obama supporters to defend their honor with steel. Or not. I’ll update this as more news comes in.

  1. Chris Holman says:

    Kai, it was Hillary coming to campus, not Bill. : ) You missed your blue dress event last week or something.

  2. Kai Davis says:

    So did this actually happen? I had a blue dress picked out and everything.

  3. Sakaki says:

    The Obama supporters can defend their honor with steel. We’ll just blow smoke in their faces and watch them scurry while crying “Instant Lung Cancer! AAAAAAH!”

  4. Sean Jin says:

    The ants are marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.

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