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Tobacco Might Help Fight Cancer

That’s right. According to some early studies, tobacco might help fight certain forms of lymphoma. Clearly, supporters of the smoking ban hate lymphoma patients.

  1. CJ Ciaramella says:

    Sometimes you get a nasty case of turf stump …

  2. Timothy says:

    You just get athlete’s stump instead, though

  3. Braden says:

    Turns out cutting your feet off prevents athlete’s foot too.

  4. Vincent says:

    Boobie hates lymphoma patients and doesn’t want them to get well.

  5. Boobie says:

    Looks like smoking cigarettes still causes cancer. Forget number 27, just stick to 1-26.

  6. CJ Ciaramella says:

    I imagine numbers 1-26 are all “really does make you look a lot cooler.”

  7. Carly Erickson says:

    Yes! Reason #27 to not quit smoking.

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