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Do you know what happens at UO during summer?

Absolutely nothing.

But this is pretty funny:

Improbably, the public address voice at San Francisco International Airport is that of an aggrieved and elderly East Coast woman of such indelicate, sandy sonance that, were she not speaking the script of the TSA, she might as easily be swearing bullets at toll scofflaws on the shoulder of the Garden State Parkway. This—her unpardonable voice—is only the first of an elaborate series of punishments visited upon the traveler who elects to use S.F.O.

Having been stuck in an interminable layover in SFO with the worst hangover of my life, I can attest to this author’s claims.

P.S. There is actual news (and not only actual news, but good news) coming down the pipe next week.

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