Presenting Back to the Booze
After much ado, here it is. On the inside you will find:
- A survival guide by the master of barely surviving college, Drew Cattermole
- A big ol’ piece about the joys of free markets
- A feature on women’s roller derby, possibly the coolest thing ever
- Of course, the annual bar guide.
- A really shitty comic
- A piece about the joys of Sarah Palin
- Oh, and a badass cover (that’s not on the inside, but whatever)
Sorry for the wait, but I think y’all will enjoy it. I’m going to make some minor tweaks and send it off to print in the morning. Cheers!

