Do you have a flag?
Those knuckleheads over at the Big O are holding a contest to create a new state flag. They’ve already narrowed the submissions down to ten, dreadful entries, and they want you, the good citizens of Oregon, to vote for the winner. Here’s my favorite (favorite as in most repulsive), which apparently displays a gravy boat floating in a sea of blood and illuminated by the star of Bethlehem:
Designed by a kindergarten class … I mean, Eddy Lyons, 42.
The winning flag will be presented to the state legislature, who will promptly laugh and disregard it.
P.S. Headline reference here.
