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Couldn’t Have Happened to Nicer Guys

Somehow, this seems appropriate.

  1. C.T. Behemoth says:

    If that happened, it would be a Zionist conspiracy.

  2. Matt P says:

    Wouldn’t be surprised if the authorities, you know, took their time with quarantining the outbreak.

    However, I can imagine that bad things could happen if the disease spreads to the general population as a result of terrorists hiding out among them, as they are known to do.

  3. C.T. Behemoth says:

    “Symptoms include painful boils in the groin, neck and armpits.”

    Excellent.

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