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Oregon to Ban Novelty Lighters In Swell Use of Taxpayer Time, Money

The state of Oregon is going to ban the sale of novelty lighters. That’s right, no more lighters shaped like genitalia, pistols or nekkid ladies.

And my friends ask me how I can be so completely anti-government. Sheesh.