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Fun With Audiobooks

Via The Agitator, if “ringing the doorbell” wasn’t enough for you (see the “Spew” section of the “Dark Night Train of the Soul” issue of the Commentator), you can now listen to noted wordsmith Bill O’Reilly read his acclaimed novel “Those Who Tresspass.” In the audiobook version, you can hear Mr. O’Reilly utter such timeless prose as “[s]ay baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up” and “[c]unnilingus involves the lips and tongue”.

Once you finish dry-heaving and clean the blood off of your forehead after you get done smashing it against the wall, you can move on to listening to President Barack Obama read from his audiobook. “That guy ain’t shit. Sorry ass motherfucker” and “[y]ou ain’t my bitch, nigga” are sure to go down in history along with Reagan’s “Tear Down This Wall” speech and Washington’s farewell address.

  1. Timothy says:

    The problem with the Special Olympics is pretty simple: even if you win, you’re still retarded.

  2. nike urbanism duk says:

    Well Obama bashed the Special Olympics last night. Uh oh. Leno(complete moron) of course brought up the F’ing presidential puppy again. Get the damn kids a stupid Japanese robot dog to save millions in White house carpet restorations and shut the F up about the F’ing puppy !

  3. tedTheTiniestTurtle says:

    o’reilly’s is way creepier. obama has probably heard those phrases a lot. but i’m guessing oreilly has mostly heard the phrases posted here, in his head. his totally disgusting giant angry irish fuct up head.

  4. Jo says:

    Hearing Obama curse kind of made my day. Thanks for that.

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