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Elections Issue Online

Yep, the 2009 ASUO Elections Issue is now online for your viewing pleasure. Inside you will find everything you never needed to know about ASUO elections, as well as some great articles unrelated to the ASUO and its annual celebration of excess and inanity. Enjoy.

The issue should be back from the printers this week, maybe even in time for the actual elections!

  1. Brian says:

    Great issue, though I have to disagree with one point made in the article about “things you think are cool but really aren’t.” When the author said nobody quotes anything past the 3rd season of Family Guy? Two words:

    Cool WHip.

  2. Vincent says:

    Wow, classy.

  3. Orev says:

    Why don’t they just use smoke signals like the Indians? Oh, that would be Students First…with all the NASU members…whoops

  4. Vincent says:

    I guess it just goes to show that a flashy web site (no pun intended) doesn’t mean a damned thing.

    I therefore propose that the WWW be scrapped in favor of Gopher. Yes. I remember Gopher. What of it?

  5. CJ Ciaramella says:

    Yeah, True Blue sucked it up hard. As the great Roast Beef once said, “Jesus, [True Blue], we got the chess board out but you playin’ Whac-a-Mole!”

  6. Sean says:

    🙂

  7. Sean says:

    Go back to Alaska.

  8. Gsim says:

    Fuck it I need to proof read my shit: one = won. I’m embarrassing myself.

  9. Gsim says:

    haha, bull=bowl. That’s a fuck up.

  10. Gsim says:

    Man True Blue didn’t do so hot. They really ate a bull of dicks there. Members of that slate hardly one anything. What a bunch of losers.

  11. Sean says:

    I am always experiencing a ‘roid rage.

    BTW ASUO Election Results are up.
    OAT and Emma and Getachew are moving onto next week’s general for Exec.

    http://www.uoregon.edu/~asuoelec/candidates.html

  12. Vincent says:

    I think the only think Kai Davis doesn’t hate is the visage that gazes back at him, blank faced and smirking, every time he looks in the mirror.

  13. Kai Davis says:

    “You hate diversity because you don

  14. Vincent says:

    I think Sean Jin is experiencing ‘roid rage right now.

  15. Sean Jin says:

    PS.

    PMS stands for Professor of Military Science.

    I guess you worthless civilian types couldn’t figure that out.

    If any of you have problems with this, we can meet behind the DFAC at 2100 hours.

  16. Sean Jin says:

    I like your article, Kai. You fucking conservative douchebag.
    You hate diversity because you don’t like wasteful spending.

  17. Brendan says:

    I just got giddy reading my name in the OSPIGGY article. 😀

  18. Kai Davis says:

    Just dug this up, thought its appropriate now that I have an article in the OC.

    http://22.media.tumblr.com/ED6MCnQ7Am1qjb75WzgUabtxo1_400.jpg

    Generic Picture of Myself in a Strip Club Wearing a Sudy Shirt.

  19. Ryan McCarrel says:

    I can’t drink enough to keep up with your game…

  20. Kai Davis says:

    Fuck yes, awesome issue.

  21. ThunderLove says:

    Fucking awesome!

  22. Vincent says:

    You forgot to change Sudsy Says.

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