Elections Issue Online
Yep, the 2009 ASUO Elections Issue is now online for your viewing pleasure. Inside you will find everything you never needed to know about ASUO elections, as well as some great articles unrelated to the ASUO and its annual celebration of excess and inanity. Enjoy.
The issue should be back from the printers this week, maybe even in time for the actual elections!
Great issue, though I have to disagree with one point made in the article about “things you think are cool but really aren’t.” When the author said nobody quotes anything past the 3rd season of Family Guy? Two words:
Cool WHip.
Wow, classy.
Why don’t they just use smoke signals like the Indians? Oh, that would be Students First…with all the NASU members…whoops
I guess it just goes to show that a flashy web site (no pun intended) doesn’t mean a damned thing.
I therefore propose that the WWW be scrapped in favor of Gopher. Yes. I remember Gopher. What of it?
Yeah, True Blue sucked it up hard. As the great Roast Beef once said, “Jesus, [True Blue], we got the chess board out but you playin’ Whac-a-Mole!”
🙂
Go back to Alaska.
Fuck it I need to proof read my shit: one = won. I’m embarrassing myself.
haha, bull=bowl. That’s a fuck up.
Man True Blue didn’t do so hot. They really ate a bull of dicks there. Members of that slate hardly one anything. What a bunch of losers.
I am always experiencing a ‘roid rage.
BTW ASUO Election Results are up.
OAT and Emma and Getachew are moving onto next week’s general for Exec.
http://www.uoregon.edu/~asuoelec/candidates.html
I think the only think Kai Davis doesn’t hate is the visage that gazes back at him, blank faced and smirking, every time he looks in the mirror.
“You hate diversity because you don
I think Sean Jin is experiencing ‘roid rage right now.
PS.
PMS stands for Professor of Military Science.
I guess you worthless civilian types couldn’t figure that out.
If any of you have problems with this, we can meet behind the DFAC at 2100 hours.
I like your article, Kai. You fucking conservative douchebag.
You hate diversity because you don’t like wasteful spending.
I just got giddy reading my name in the OSPIGGY article. 😀
Just dug this up, thought its appropriate now that I have an article in the OC.
http://22.media.tumblr.com/ED6MCnQ7Am1qjb75WzgUabtxo1_400.jpg
Generic Picture of Myself in a Strip Club Wearing a Sudy Shirt.
I can’t drink enough to keep up with your game…
Fuck yes, awesome issue.
Fucking awesome!
You forgot to change Sudsy Says.