From Our Adoring Fans
Last week the Model United Nations was on campus, and we received this thoughtful note from a young highschooler/diplomat:
On a side note, I’ve always wondered about how countries like Iran or North Korea get represented in the model U.N. I mean, is there a 15 year-old girl sitting there calling for the destruction of Israel?
On a further aside, The Groovy Fascists is a good band name.
When my high school did their model UN thing, I was UAE. I was plotting with other Arab countries to kidnap the US representatives and hold them hostage until the rest of the UN met our demands.
Sadly, one of the students in our group was a spy for the teacher. They then warned us anyone performing a kidnapping would be given an automatic “F”.
So instead we just allied ourselves with Iraq and screwed the US out of all of its money.
IHS was a lot of fun during times like those.
This is the most controversial revelation since the infamous and bratty ASUO retreat camp note.
Like Iran would send anyone to the UN.
Yeah, like Iran would send a woman to the UN.
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