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Personal Message for Zack Vishanoff

Zack,

This is a bit untimely, but the OC isn’t in the message business. Someone named Nina called the office up sometime early last term looking for you. She said she was in California and wanted you to call her back as soon as possible regarding a personal matter. Her number is 661-323-6250.

Better late than never?

  1. nike urbanism duk says:

    Oh no, sounds like I got you guys in trouble. At least if you start getting lots of random calls you will feel popular.

  2. Andrew says:

    I’m going to start calling the Commentator office and leaving random messages for Commentator alumni.

  3. nike urbanism duk says:

    I know you guys are all in suspense about this……the verdict is disconnected number. Pretty mysterious. Thanks for trying.

  4. nike urbanism duk says:

    Better assemble the team on a day when those bimbos are on campus handing out the free energy drinks…….or your mission will surely fail. Save the blog contest money for a free cigarette handout day. Get new smokers hooked, form angry mob, and overthrow the eco-elitist campus smoking ban. The Delta Force you described may be violated by the Duck mascot. The Duck mascot is very territorial about anyone else on campus lurking on campus in foam suits.

  5. Vincent says:

    A Sudsy Delta Force is going to be a bunch of crack addicted hobos in foam costumes. They’ll work for peanuts. And crack. Which is cheap. Or so I hear.

  6. Timothy says:

    You’re not going to get much of a delta force for $3,000.

  7. Vincent says:

    I think we should use some of the Blog Contest money on a Sudsy Delta Force.

  8. nike urbanism duk says:

    I will. When I think about it maybe they think you are my paging service. Last Fall when you covered the battle between Gordon Smith and UO over his use of Nike-designed lettering the Commentator blog had a post titled Paging Zach Vishanoff. They may have used Google to find me and thought Oh, how convenient here is his paging service when they saw that post. So that is my theory on why someone would bug the Commentator about finding me. I do not know any Nina so it is probably the feds just trying to set me up for some kind of ambush. The number is from Bakersfield. If you do not hear from me send the Sudsy Delta Force to Bakersfield for a rescue.

  9. Gsim says:

    No prank. Let us know how it goes.

  10. nike urbanism duk says:

    I am guessing this is not a prank ? Anyway thanks for letting me know. I do not know any Nina but I will call anyway.

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