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Don’t Stop Believing in Eugene

UO student Mike Calcagno and ODE sports editor Andrew Greif put together this gem. Enjoy.

I personally stopped believing in Eugene about a month after moving here, but it’s good to see some people are still optimists.

  1. Ian "thunderfist" summers says:

    At the first meeting of the UO nihilist club we will work on producing the video “how I stopped believing in anything.”

  2. Michael Calcagno says:

    Thanks for watching everyone! Hope you got at least a little amusement out of it

  3. CJ Ciaramella says:


  4. Vincent says:

    Not really.

  5. Timothy says:

    Remember when we used to have better trolls?

  6. OC Roaster says:

    Ho hum, by golly. You all are idiots indeed. By gosh, this CJ fellow certainly is screwing things up, like John Daly in Atlantic City. Zing! And what ever happened to that Ossie fellow who left this wonderful piece of wasted recycled paper? Last I heard he was losing his shirt with his paper, you would think he learned his lesson after he ruined one writen publication. Pow! Oh yeah, and you Vincent are one son of a Star Trek nerd, you are the worst of all. You see the worst in everything, your like Oscar the Grouch, except he has to spend more on his rent! Zam! Wait one minute, let me not forget the old Editor of the OC, Ted. Ted has lost his way, I saw in the paper last week that he had joined Nate Gulley and has been working for the bus project in San Francisco. Yeah, yeah, he called me the other day and told me “he now understands that he is a white male, and that he is sorry for the things whites have done.” Bada Boom! To end this piece Sakaki, the only person with a weirder asian women fetish is Woody Allen! Wow!

    Just Kidding…I love you guys, thanks for all the great stuff this year!

  7. Employee at the Emerald says:

    Goddammit, Andrew.

  8. Sudsy Sullivan says:

    Fuck you guys, that video is fucking tits.

  9. Bothersome says:

    I wish I had a video camera and time to put together a song detailing why I don’t believe in Eugene to respond to these fellows. Good effort, but the end result was just me thinking about how boring this place is.

  10. Jakob says:

    You’re right Alex…I am the idiot. I felt bad about that post all day. You see, I think I just failed a class and I was really upset. I am sorry for those rude things I said, it was inappropriate and wrong. I took my anger out on you. This will be my last post on this site, as I am a rude butthole.

    Alex Peters, if you could find it in your large heart to forgive my actions, but I understand that you may never be able to.

  11. Timothy says:

    Get a brain, morans!

  12. Vincent says:

    Your not very smart are you?


  13. nike urbanism duk says:

    This explains some things about the Emerald. Do not freak out….it just does.

  14. Jakob says:


    I forgot to add, don’t tell me why I go to college ever again.

  15. Jakob says:


    Your not very smart are you? 72 IQ you little bitch? Go to college to get smarter? Well I went to college to do drugs, drink and fuck, so shut the fuck up! Why would you take this goofy video so seriously, clearly they made it to laugh at/with them. Stop being a fucking dork dude. Please never write on any blog, anytime, anyplace for any reason again.

  16. Alex Peters says:

    You are too nice.

    It boggles my mind to think that there people who are laughing with these guys and not at them. I mean. The idea of college, ostensibly, is to get smarter. As one cultivates more knowledge and matures (even just a little,) this half-assed Asher Roth bullshit should stop sounding okay.

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