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ASUO Sen. Carina Miller has resigned from the senate. She is the 6th senator to resign this year. If the senate keeps up at this pace it seems that the senate will have quorum when three senators show up. I’ve already called up CBS and suggested that the next season of Survivor take place in the Walnut Room, Sen. McCafferty would probably win, he is coldblooded.

In other ASUO news the executive staff has named senoir Nolan Gary ASUO elections coordinator. ASUO elections coordinator is more like the ringleader of a mellow dramatic circus. I have no idea why anyone would ever want this position it turns in to a shit show every year. In 2008 Kendell Tylee bore the brunt of the elections broo-hah when she nearly pulled the Dotters-Katz and Delashaw from the running when they advertised with the Ol’ Dirty. Last year Beergate almost had Michelle Haley kicked off the elections ballot.What will they think of next year.

Speaking of elections, the OC has announced that it will end it’s haitus in running for ASUO president and will throw it’s name into the hat. Watch out, Nolan.

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