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Rumors report EMU to receive massive overhaul [Update]

Rumors have been circulated to us that EMU Director Dusty Miller has signed a contract within the last week to renovate the entire EMU. Sources could not confirm who the selected contractor was or when they’d start only, “They will remodel the whole EMU within 10 months.”

We’re not sure if that means “in the next 10 months” or “over a period of 10 months” but if these rumors turn out to be true, we’d like to let Mr. Miller know that room 319 is in desperate need of a jacuzzi and a plasma screen tv. Oh, and a stripper pole.

Don’t forget the stripper pole.

[Update] It seems that Miller has contracted someone to look into whether or not to renovate the EMU. If the building does get an upgrade, it would receive it by 2015. Much too late for me to enjoy the stripper pole or the jacuzzi.

  1. Alex McCafferty says:

    Ditto for all those upgrades to the ASUO office!

  2. Michael G. says:

    You forgot to ask for a goddamn air conditioner. Christ that office gets hot in the summer.

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