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Crazy, drugged out people wandering around campus. Who’s surprised?

One minute you’re walking to the library, the next minute a toked out druggie is screaming in your face. That was the case for Natalie, one of dozens of students who encountered an incoherent adult male on the north Knight Library Lawn today.

The man, who “was covered in mud and shouting to himself,” according to Natalie, was detained and transferred to Sacred Heart hospital today after a particularly nasty drug trip, according to UO DPS.

DPS received the call at one this afternoon, while en-route from a completely unrelated call, providing a convenient work flow for the officers. The man wasn’t related to the school in any way, according to DPS Lt. Casey Boyd. Boyd did confirm that he was out of prison on parole, and he had been in prison for drug use. In this case LSD.

Lt. Boyd suspected a narcotic influence when she first saw him. “His pupils were constricted about as far as they could go” she said. It took about four officers to detain the young man, and Boyd attributes this to the LSD (think retard strength).

When I arrived halfway through the event, scene it looked like his eyes had rolled back in his head and he was slack-jawed and utterly out of his mind.

The man croaked and screeched as he was loaded onto a stretcher, fully restrained with straps and limb cuffs, and whisked away to the hospital. His fate is now in the hands of his parole officer, although he was cited for disorderly conduct and trespassing before his evacuation. Boyd considers the issue pretty cut and dry. DPS go the call, detained the suspect and got him off campus.

  1. hesingswithfrogs says:

    Dodgy reporting going on here. The actual story here seems to make clear that the incoherent individual was on LSD, yet the author insists on referring to the individual as being a “toked out druggie,” implying that marijuana was responsible for his behavior. Shame!

  2. Holyfuck says:

    His face in pic two is some serious nightmare fuel.

  3. Lyzi Diamond says:

    Way to scoop the Ol’ Dirty on this, bro!

  4. C says:

    I’m surprised he made it all the way to the library…I saw him after I got out of class at 12:50 and he was obliviously walking down 15th towards the library-croaking is a good term for the noises he was making, but he didn’t seem to notice that his pants were about a inch from falling beneath his boxers. I figured they’d fall, he’d trip and fall and unable to stand back up and cool off where he was… interesting ppl, yay for the eug freaks.

  5. dc says:

    I wonder how long before the Hate Forcers try to link him to Pacifica.

  6. Captain Freedom says:

    I saw him too. He was standing there massaging his face yelling about how his cat was the prime minister of italy. He was completely tripping balls.

  7. Iskren says:

    Does the term “retard strength” refer to the strength of the LSD, the man who ingested it or both? Not just strong…Retard Strong!

  8. Kenny Ocker says:

    I definitely saw that guy; he thought he was a moose. It was quite hilarious. Keep Eugene weird.

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