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Oregon Voice Drinking Challenge

For those who haven’t read the newest issue (or who couldn’t read the text on the page), the Oregon Commentator has officially challenged the Oregon Voice to a drinking contest. The text of the challenge:

The Oregon Commentator

would like to extend a formal challenge to

The Oregon Voice

in a feat of boasting and drinking

at the time and location of their choosing.

The Rules

1.   The Oregon Commentator and the Oregon Voice shall field a team of eight members each – four women and four men.

2.  Expected attire is business-casual. No jeans or t-shirts allowed, shirts and ties or dresses preferred.

3.  Team members are eligible only if they have contributed content to the magazine in the past – this includes art, layout, writing or any other contribution, so long as there is documented proof (name in masthead or magazine).

4.  This team must include each respective magazine’s Editor-In-Chief, Publisher and Managing Editor.

5.  Each team shall be split into four teams of two – one woman and one man. Each two-person team shall undergo a different challenge:

Four-Loko Pong

Edward Forty-Hands

Beer Bat

Quarters

6.  Upon completion of these four challenges, the full eight-person team will participate in a Boat Race.

7.  Each challenge, including the Boat Race, is worth one point each. The team with the most points at the end is the winner.

(But really, we’ll all be hammered, and winners.)

  1. This blog reminds me of my creepy Uncle’s basement.

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