Oregon Voice Drinking Challenge
For those who haven’t read the newest issue (or who couldn’t read the text on the page), the Oregon Commentator has officially challenged the Oregon Voice to a drinking contest. The text of the challenge:
The Oregon Commentator
would like to extend a formal challenge to
The Oregon Voice
in a feat of boasting and drinking
at the time and location of their choosing.
The Rules
1. The Oregon Commentator and the Oregon Voice shall field a team of eight members each – four women and four men.
2. Expected attire is business-casual. No jeans or t-shirts allowed, shirts and ties or dresses preferred.
3. Team members are eligible only if they have contributed content to the magazine in the past – this includes art, layout, writing or any other contribution, so long as there is documented proof (name in masthead or magazine).
4. This team must include each respective magazine’s Editor-In-Chief, Publisher and Managing Editor.
5. Each team shall be split into four teams of two – one woman and one man. Each two-person team shall undergo a different challenge:
Four-Loko Pong
Edward Forty-Hands
Beer Bat
Quarters
6. Upon completion of these four challenges, the full eight-person team will participate in a Boat Race.
7. Each challenge, including the Boat Race, is worth one point each. The team with the most points at the end is the winner.
(But really, we’ll all be hammered, and winners.)
This blog reminds me of my creepy Uncle’s basement.