I love you so much I made you a news poem and don’t even complain about my rhyming, you know you like it:
Yay,
beginning in May
you get to Pay
3.3% more for power AND
6.9% more for water.
With an average increase of $2.85
You’ll just have to give up all hopes of ordering yourself a Wive
(oh, shut up, I was making a rhyme, no one likes the letter “F” anyways).
This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 13th, 2011 at 00:58 by Melissa Haskin and is filed under City, Entertainment, Eugene, Fiscal Responsibility, Humor, Marxists, Miscellaneous, Oregon, Stupid, University, Worthless.
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