New Issue Preview: LTD Screamer John Brewster
Photo credit: Rockne Andrew Roll
This man will be profiled in the issue of the Commentator hitting campus this Monday. Here’s a little taste, the reasons behind his decision to urinate on the floor of a Sprinfield jail:
“They brought me over there. When they take you from Lane County over there, they take you to a bathroom. You’ve got cameras on you, so I turn around, showed them my buns. They gave me hell for that.”
All laughter aside, John Brewster is homeless and about to be kicked out of his campsite in Goshen. The campsite is the most important thing in the world to him, his pride and joy. He calls it “paradise,” and he’s gutted to lose it. He doesn’t know where he’ll go from there. He asked me to tell people that, if they want to help him out, they should e-mail him at [email protected].
GO DUCKS! BUT ANY WORD ON WHY HE THINKS LTD SUCKS?
Word is that the Jock box moat system has been drowning ducks…..anybody else heard about duck corpses being pulled out of the water filtering moat system around the building ? Yes. off topic………….BFD !
This is the UO journalistic scoop of the decade. The man, the myth, the legend: sweaty nutsack guy!
Excellent work, Alex. It’s like getting an interview with a unicorn. Can’t wait to read it!
FTB: Always a creeper.
Is that Michael Werner I spy in the background?