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Stayin’ Alive: Eckstein/Taylor Executive in the Clear

In an unsurprising turn of events, the ASUO Constitution Court decided Friday that they cannot—or will not, rather—remove Ben and Katie from office.

It’s finally official. The ASUO Executive can literally get away with anything.

The Commentator would like to officially congratulate Ben Eckstein and Katie Taylor for the utter devoid of punishment they have received after maintaining a year’s worth of unremitting, unsurpassed cunning and deceit.

The crux of the Court’s decision is below, and you can read the entire decision here.

 Without much more than circumstantial evidence,

this Court simply lacks any persuasive basis with which

to reach a factual conclusion of the Respondent’s intent.

While the Court could speculate as to the Respondent’s

intent, it is the Petitioner’s burden to produce such

evidence. Therefore, this Court cannot conclude that

the Respondents committed an egregious violation

because there is insufficient proof of the Respondent’s

intent in committing the fraudulent act.

  1. Lyzi says:

    Lizzy? Is that supposed to be me?

  2. Nicholas says:

    Saw this on The Campus Caller. Good work!

  3. Drew says:

    My guess is he holds some weird grudge against the OC

  4. Doodle says:

    My guess is Thomas B’s social life is even more inactive.

  5. Thief says:

    Ever strike you that maybe that the UO’s just boring as shit, or is this the most interesting thing you do in your day?

  6. Cooper says:

    I agree. There’s not enough content on here for me to troll. Back to my cave for more chicken wings and sweaty self-abuse.

  7. Thomas B says:

    This blog is a fuckin’ ghost town. Is Lizzy extremely dissapointed in you, Sophay and Rebecca?

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