A Mathematical Model of Bill O’Reilly
In the first mathematical analysis of Bill O’Reilly ever done, the Review has incontrovertibly proved what was previously believed only anecdotally: O’Reilly is a bully and a jerk.
The study examined O’Reilly’s interview [sic] with Jacob Sullum who has written an important new book on drugs, “Saying Yes: In Defense of Drug Use.” Using the advanced technology of Microsoft’s Word Count, the Review determined that Sullum only got in 35 more words than the interviewer, O’Reilly. O’Reilly got in the longest statements – 89 and 104 words – while Sullum in 35 exchanges only managed to say more than 50 words (a little less than a half minute) on three occasions. In 42.85% of the exchanges Sullum only managed to get in five words or less.
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