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Suicide by Crucifixion

You’d think it would be obvious that this would be hard to pull off without help. The best part is this bit about his 911 call, “It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.” I prefer to believe it was the latter. I guess cause I’m sick.

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