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This Just In: George W. Bush Will KILL YOUR BABY AND GRANDMOTHER.

By making sure that there’s not enough flu vaccine to go around. Bush personally contaminated the whole supply from that British company just to make sure that your pregnant wife and your sickly old grandmother will DIE OF THE FLU! Just ask John Kerry.