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Nominee for the Best Headline Ever

Lauren directed me to this article on an Ohio news channel’s website. It is, I believe, the pinnacle of headline writing.

  1. monkey.glitters slump fattening.concise,energetic shuttled

  2. Danimal says:

    Andy D: You went to Wilson? Small world. (Well, okay, small state.) What class?

  3. Andy D says:

    I was a wilson trojan once, I never broke under pressure.

  4. Timothy says:


  5. Jan says:

    Wow. Just … wow. I guess the only thing worse would be “Fog fails to hamper Trojan penetration.”

    Speaking of bad headlines, here’s a gem from today’s Barometer: “State college enrollment growth continues decline.”

    That’s some schizophrenic growth there.

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