Reach Out And Slap Someone
More from the Department of Reconciliation.
I read Rall compulsively, but don’t usually bother linking to his stuff, ’cause it’s much of a muchness. I only enclose this one because there’s a golden moment: midway through a rant about how much cleverer he is than all those dopey Bush voters, he gets “red states” and “blue states” mixed up.
He’s not representative of any sane political tendency, but the guy just won’t leave it alone. Between him and his cognates on the right, it’s going to be another great four years.
Well, it is Ted Rall, his drawing is about kindergarten level, so freshman-level writing is a HUGE step up.
Killer first sentence:
Democratic hand wringing is surrealy out of hand.
I don’t know where to start. “Surrealy?” “Hand wringing” that’s “out of hand?” That’s some freshman-paper-quality sh*t there.
Good catch.
Another note: it’s painful to see Ted Rall refer to anything as “intellectually unstimulating.”