Oh, Toto, I Don’t Think We Want to Go Back to Kansas
When Wal-Mart runs your life, all your friends work there, they pay your bills, fix your car, provide your medical/optical care, and furnish your house and body, then it’s gone too far.
Wal-Mart Workers to Exchange Vows at Work
Nine months later, Wal-Mart couple shuts down store and chooses register two as a delivery table for the child concieved in the bedding aisle, while on their honeymoon in the linens department… maybe Wal-Mart should have considered providing birth-control coverage for their female employees, after all.
Personally, I’m a fan of Target, but I’m not sure they have them thar fancy Target stores in Kansas.
Plus, Target has no major labor lawsuits pending.
Update: it’s Official: Wal-Mart is the earthly domain of Hick Hell.
“When I first seen it, I pretty near died laughing,” he said.”
Target is also a lot less like shopping in The Inferno 2: Hell For Hicks.